A few debate answers I would have changed last night.
RAND PAUL: “Well, I suppose my code name could be ‘Aqua Buddha,’ but on second thought that’s a really dumb question, Jake, and I’m not going to answer it.”
CARLY FIORINA: “Honestly, I don’t give a good goddamn what he thinks about my looks. Or anything else, for that matter.”
ALL CANDIDATES: “Harriet Tubman, on the twenty.”
DONALD TRUMP: “Jesus, I really had you all going! Okay, joke’s over! Have a good debate! Goodnight!”